Senseless Survey Questions

A good survey question is asked in a precise way at the right stage in the buyer’s journey to give you solid data about your customers’ needs and drives. The format you choose for your survey—in-person, email, on-page, etc.—is important, but if the questions themselves are poorly worded you could waste hours trying to fix minimal problems while ignoring major ones a different question.

If the answer is blowing in the wind, then is the question swimming in the waves? If you jaywalk in a J shape, then are you automaticaly considered a criminal mastermind? If you're your own grandpa and you commit suicide, then is it also considered grand-patricide? How can you 'lend' someone a helping hand when you can't take it out? Every Monday, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out! How many questions will he manage today? And which one will send his prank victim over the edge? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey.

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  • Mention the survey – and ask people to fill it in – just after the presentation has concluded, right before you start Q&A. Your attendees are engaged, they’ve either asked questions and are waiting to hear them answered, or are ready to participate in Q&A. The worst time to first mention a survey is in an email when the webinar concludes.
1.How good are you at Hide and Seek, from a scale of ‘Anne Frank’ to‘Osama Bin Laden?’
2.Have you ever wondered how many times you dried your face with the samepart of the towel that you dried your bum?
3.Are the things on Morgan Freemans face, the missing parts from Sealsface?
4.If cigarette packs have warnings about cancer, should pregnancy testshave warnings about guys hiding?
5.Did you have a baby to save your marriage, or to be able to board a planefirst?
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6.If blind people were given brooms instead of walking sticks, do youthink the streets would be cleaner?
7.Do you like to open a door for someone 20meters away, just to see themrun a little?
8.What is your favourite exercise to do at the gym, besides judging?
10.Is the only moral for kids to learn from Harry Potter, to protect theirSlitherine from Hogwarts when in the Chamber of Secrets?
11.Is ‘heck’ the place people go to when they don’t believe in ‘gosh.’
12.Was ‘something blue’ at your wedding, a pregnancy test?
13.If robbers ever broke into your house, would you laugh and search withthem?
14.Do you enjoy texting random numbers saying, “Hey, I’m outside?”
15.Before you cry do you take into account how ugly it will make you look?
16.Would you be ok if they called milk, ‘cow juice?’
17.Are people who name their son “Guy” just too damn lazy to name theirkid?
18.Can you tell how advanced a country is by the number of people whoapplaud when the plane lands?
19.Do you think the best place to hide a body, is on page 2 of a GoogleSearch?
20.If you are scared ‘half to death’ twice, are you considered clinicallydead?
21.If a tortoise does not have a shell, is it considered naked, orhomeless?
22.If vegetarians claim to loveanimals so much, why do they eat all their food?

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23.Do consumers of ‘Evian’ waterknow that it spells ‘Naïve’ backwards?
24.Why do they call the person whoinvests your money, a Broker?
25.What does Cheese say when itgets its picture taken?
26.If the sentence ‘I am’ is theshortest sentence in the English language, is the sentence ‘I do’ the longest?

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27.Do the workers at the JOKO teafactory get a coffee break?
28.Do you think Christians should have insurance or should they justforgive?
29.Do Chinese people get English tattooes on their bodies?

Editor:

Re: “BC Ferries mulls reservation system changes for Route 3,” Feb. 5.

I can understand the concern of FAC Chair Diana Mumford about the low number of participants in the latest engagement survey, but did she really expect anything else?

Residents of the Sunshine Coast have been led up the garden path so many times before by BC Ferries with meaningless surveys and consultations, all of which have simply been PR stunts to allay the wrath of the natives. I would be happy to engage in meaningful discussions and input if I thought it might lead to change, but it won’t.

BC Ferries will continue to run Route 3 as it sees fit so why bother wasting time with another consultation and survey, which mean nothing?

Buzz Bennett, Gibsons